RULES:
1. Pick 20 of your favorite movies or shows.
2. Choose your favorite quotes
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions.
5. Have fun.
1) "You're nuts!"
"No, I'm not! I'm condiments! I've been promoted!"
2) "Fire at will!"
[
*pirates start shooting at a guy named Will]
No, do not fire at Will, he is my second mate. FIRE AT THE SEADUCK!!!!"
3) "Hey you! Why don't you get outta you're big ugly car, huh? We'd like to see what you look like! I'd like to see what a creep like you looks like!"
4) "Ah! My old enemy........stairs!"
5) "Sign the damn paper, woman!"
"Go to hell!"
"Where do you think I come from?"
6) "Martin, it's all psychological. You yell barracuda, everybody says, "Huh? What?" You yell shark, we've got a panic on our hands on the Fourth of July. "
7) "I remember when my daddy gave me that gun. He told me that I should never point it at anything in the house; and that he'd rather I'd shoot at tin cans in the backyard. But he said that sooner or later he supposed the temptation to go after birds would be too much, and that I could shoot all the blue jays I wanted - if I could hit 'em; but to remember it was a sin to kill a mockingbird. "
8) "Ring, ring! Who's there? Destiny? I've been expecting your call. "
9) "No... no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, this is bad, this is very very bad, this is really bad... They just can't get my nose right! "
10) "I don't have time for some silly scavenger hunt! I've got a real problem..."
"You've got a real problem all right, and a banjo is the only answer! "
11) "Cliff, why did we have four children?"
"Because we did not want five."
12) "You better keep it to yourself."
"Oh, of course I'll keep it to myself." [
then to himself] "Until the water reaches my lower lip, and then I'm going to mention it to *somebody*!"
13) "Eaten any good books lately?"
14) "I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her."
15) "And now for something completely different...."
16) ""The London criminal is certainly a dull fellow."
17) "I'm curious what happens when we die, but I don't go on reconnaissance missions to find out!"
18) "I can hear you whisperin' children, so I know you're down there. I can feel myself gettin' awful mad. I'm out of patience children. I'm coming to find you now. "
19) "
War is Peace
Freedom is Slavery
Ignorance is Strength"
20) "Courage of the heart is very rare. The stone has a power when it's there."